1) Press the BUY button of any product you want. You can order several at a time and they will be added to your shopping cart and totalled up for you automatically.
2) Add the correct postage rate for whichever part of the world you are from. UK postage is free.
3) Pay either by credit card (using Multicards, our NEW, IMPROVED secure UK and International credit card billing service) or by mail order.
PLEASE NOTE
a) You do not need to 'join' our credit card bank. The connection is fast and totally secure.
b) The name SPLOSH! will NOT appear on your credit card bill. It will appear as the discreet name of one of Multicards' banks.
c) Mail order customers can pay by UK sterling cheque; UK postal orders; dollar, Euro or sterling cash; but NOT by foreign currency cheque or non-UK postal order. Print off the form and send it with your remittance to the address shown. Cheques should be payable to SPLOSH!
4) Your product will be despatched as soon as possible, usually within 48 hours
(subject to stock levels).
SCHOOLGIRL SWEETIES CD
162 photo set, 98 picture photostory, £5 inc UK postage, approx $8 or €7
Join WAM Princess Clare and sploshing novice Michelle in their
best schoolgirl uniforms for a full scale pie and food fight available
for the first time on CD (or if you prefer to download it go to
wamprincess.sploshdownloads.com). Pies in the face, custard inside
crisp white school blouses, filled knickers, gunge over the head, a
spaghetti fight and WAM Princess's trademark treacle shampoo and
facial call captured in fantastic high res photos. Plus a free photostory
to bring the pics alive. Superb quality images and topless at the end.
BIKINI BATTLE CD
164 photo set, 135 picture photostory, £5 inc UK postage, approx $8 or €7
The first of our exclusive photo sets starring the lovely WAM Princess
Clare and featuring a free photostory version as well as the usual blank
images.
Clare and her cute blonde friend April demonstrate the range of
products available from their catering company by pouring them over
each other! And being at the height of the heatwave, they are dressed
in their sexiest bikinis - naturally! Custard, pies, syrup, treacle, jam,
rice pudding and plenty more get poured over heads, slipped into bikini
bottoms and splattered into faces, bare boobs and bums. Stunning
portrait pictures as well as WAM Princess's famous "over-the-top" facial
expressions. Topless at the end. If you prefer to download this set go
to
wamprincess.sploshdownloads.com.
HAYLEY'S 12 DAYS OF SPLOSHMESS CD
150 photo set, £5 inc UK postage, approx $8 or €7
It's Christmas and our very own Hayley is all festive in her red PVC
jacket, silver satin blouse and black PVC skirt and knee boots as she
waits for 12 days of presents from her "true love" by her tree. And
boy does she get them!! Pies, beans, spaghetti, syrup, porridge, rice
pudding, custard (including in her panties front and back) and all the
leftovers are poured over her or left for her to pour over herself until
she and her shiny outfit are a total wreck as she plays with herself
under the Christmas tree! If you prefer to download this set go to
www.sploshdownloads.com instead.
FRENCH MAID HAYLEY CD
87 photo set, £3 inc UK postage, approx $5 or €5
Our Hayley's organised a party dressed in her best French maid's
uniform, stockings and shoes but the table full of pies and jugs of
custard is just too much of a temptation for her. Almost immediately
she is plastering herself with the pies and filling her panties and
stockings with the custard - as well as pouring it over her head, of
course.Like all Hayley's photos, she shot it for fun in her house and
clearly had a fabulous time! Also downloadable at http://umd.net/
downloads/producer/hayleyfromsplosh
GUNGE NURSE HAYLEY CD
85 photo set, £3 inc UK postage, approx $7 or €7
Dressed in her white real nurse's uniform and stockings, our Hayley
gives herself the treatment with THREE different colours of gunge/slime
by the bucketful! Red, blue and thick black completely ruin our clinically
clean redhead till she's rolling on the floor in her totally soaked uniform
and stockings raising her own pulse and our temperatures with her
play. Also downloadable at http://umd.net/
downloads/producer/hayleyfromsplosh
US DVDS
Want to order one of the DVDs coming out of America and found that it isn't on our order form? Well now you can get one through us anyway...
As well as major WAM companies like Messy Girl and WAMTEC, we can arrange for delivery of all sorts of US DVDs to your door by ordering through us. Yes, all those pie films, Messy Girl epics, Mud Puddle movies and other mess-terpieces previously hard to obtain in Europe are now open to you. The advantages to ordering this way are obvious:
1) You can pay in pounds or Euros, by cheque or postal order in the usual way
2) We order the tape for you, so you don't have to deal with a 'strange' organization
3) You don't have to worry about Customs (we do that for you)
4) We can 'hold' the DVD here, so you know exactly what day it will be delivered.
5) You pay no extra. All we do is covert the dollar price to pounds/euros and add postage.
We would like to offer this service from any organisation selling DVDs around the world, however some prefer to only sell direct. BUT if you spot a DVD you’d like to buy anywhere E-MAIL US at bill@splosh.co.uk and we will tell you if we can get it for you.
MESSY GIRL
Never before available through SPLOSH!! Messy Girl and her female friends
(all of whom are gorgeous) have been producing good quality DVDs for years. Their stars include the lovely Lexi (the talk of UMD) and many more. The subjects are varied with everything from pie fights and gunge to silver/gold paint coverage, mud and clown scenes. To order simply...
1) Go to their video/DVD page at http://messygirl.com/videos.php
2) Choose the tape/DVDs you want.
3) E-mail bill@splosh.co.uk with your choices
4) We'll e-mail back the price in sterling/euros
5) Send us a cheque/postal orders/cash in the usual way (sorry no credit
cards yet)
6) Await delivery (usually a couple of weeks) or ask us to hold the tape here
so you know exactly when it will arrive.
PIE FIGHT GIRLS
Formerly Amateur Pies, Piefight Girls specialise in one thing - girls being hit with loads and loads of big messy pies! Yes, often 50 in a session For many years these DVDs were unedited and therefore rather hard to follow, but now they are put together properly (to choose the edited ones, go for a tDVD with a title rather than a number). They feature attractive girls, some nudity these days, but mainly lots and lots of well thrown pies! DVDs are American NTSC format (check your machine can handle this – most can as can all computers) unless you want to pay a whopping £15 extra for a UK PAL copy. To order through us simply...
1) Go to their video/DVD page at http://www.piefightgirls.com/videostore.html 2) Choose the tape/DVDs you want.
3) E-mail bill@splosh.co.uk with your choices
4) We'll e-mail back the price in sterling/euros
5) Send us a cheque/postal orders/cash in the usual way (sorry no credit
cards yet)
6) Await delivery (usually a couple of weeks) or ask us to hold the tape here
so you know exactly when it will arrive.
PIEVIDS.COM
Previously known as LSP Productions, this is Lenny Sorge's company producing pie DVDs with a slight difference - a lot of the recipients are gorgeous Playboy type models! And he doesn't stint on the pies. They are big and plentiful and a single scene can include 100 of them! The later ones are edited (frankly the unedited ones are rather hard work) and some of the acting is a bit pants, but there's plenty of nudity - and the girls are supermodel pretty. Lenny has numerous other websites and you can order ANY DVD of his through us.
1) Go to their video/DVD page at http://www.pievids.com/main.html
2) Choose the tape/DVDs you want.
3) E-mail bill@splosh.co.uk with your choices
4) We'll e-mail back the price in sterling/euros
5) Send us a cheque/postal orders/cash in the usual way (sorry no credit
cards yet)
6) Await delivery (usually a couple of weeks) or ask us to hold the tape here
so you know exactly when it will arrive.
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So feel free to choose whatever you want. If you find a company not on this
list whose products you are interested in, contact us anyway, and we shall
still try and sort it (so long as the subject matter is legal in this country -
sorry, no pissing, pooing, hardcore or violent sex tapes will be handled).
ARE YOU A COMPANY OUTSIDE THE UK MAKING MESSY VIDEOS.DVDS AND WOULD LIKE PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO ORDER YOUR MATERIAL THROUGH US? THEN SIMPLY WRITE TO bill@splosh.co.uk WITH DETAILS.
SORRY WE CANNOT OFFER UNCERTIFIED TAPES MADE IN THE UK (AND NEITHER SHOULD ANYONE ELSE) AS THIS IS BREAKING THE LAW!