WET AND MESSY MAGAZINES & BOOKS

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The internet may be great for immediacy but not beats a proper magazine or book for lasting a lifetime - and you can take them anywhere! Take a look at our unrivalled collection. All in stock, all the time.

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MAGAZINES

SPLOSH! magazines are the world's only dedicated WAM mags and they are stunning. Professionally produced on high quality paper with lots of BIG colour pictures (the latter issues were 50 per cent colour), they are simply unique. Funny, saucy and very, very messy with lots of raunchy readers' letters, our own Hayley's horny column and reviews of most of the tapes/DVDs still around today no WAM collection is complete without them.

SPLOSH! No 40
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 40
Product Code: SP40

The latest but hopefully not the last Splosh! magazine.
Includes our Messy Mass Debate - three suited lady councillors have a political battle with paint, pies and food: French maid Mouse gets herself in a creamy mess in her usual very saucy way: Our messy studio is unveiled along with its first victims: Louise Hodges soaks her jeans and new boobs in the sea: Celebrity Big Smother - famous gunge victims including Kate Moss, Carol Smillie and Myleene from Hear'Say (well, she was then!) Plus Horny Hayley's Hints, news, reviews, letters, contacts etc.

 

SPLOSH! No 39
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 39
Product Code: SP39

A great issue! Jo fills her suit and tights with food when Pam our uniformed food inspector calls - and winds up deluged in porridge: Red & Shelley horse around filling their jodhpurs with oatmeal: Susie's clear plastic dress and panties full of beans: Office girls Georgie and Tracie have a beach water fight: Plus the WSM story, Georgie foam partying, news, Horny Hayley's Hints, letters, contacts, video reviews etc

 

 

SPLOSH! No 38
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 38
Product Code: SP38

All new girl issue!
In colour, show jumper Anne-Marie and new girl Julie's paint and porridge battle:
Kerry destroys her white suit with clay: We meet water loving Marisa who likes drenching posh frocks: Shelley's makes her messy debut: And we splosh a gorgeous Fiesta centrefold! Plus the day Geri Halliwell asked to be in our videos (really!), news, letters Hayley, contacts, video reviews etc.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 37
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 37
Product Code: SP37

Colour features include Louise Hodges reliving her schooldays with matron Amanda-Jayne as she's soaked, soaped, splattered and ripped to shreds; Rubber schoolmarm Debbie Griffin pelted with pies and soaked in sauce; The Plaster-bators dirty DIY; Muddy wedding dresses: And sisters Marcia and Monica playing with pies and custard. Plus letters, more pics of Hayley letting rip, contacts etc.

 

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SPLOSH! No 36
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 36
Product Code: SP36

Includes Tina and new girl Lucy fighting at the pie factory: Sammy-Jane soaking her suit: Big Gwen bathed in beans, mushy peas and mash in our Beano parody: Amanda and Rachel nude in the mud: And Chloe's 21 gunge salute!Plus Hayley's pictorial debut, letters news, reviews and contacts.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 35
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 35
Product Code: SP35

Colour features include Rachel and Tina's suited food, water and paint battle:
Fetish supermodel Debbie flanned in her rubber catsuit: Wet party frocks: Tia and Sabrina's mud bath: And Sammy-Jane mess-testing a range of uniforms. Plus Hayley tries the things you shouldn't, letters, news, reviews and contacts.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 34
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 34
Product Code: SP34

Includes Officers Mess, Anne-Marie in uniform and Tori in PVC thigh boots food, paint and pie fight: Gill bathes in liquid chocolate, first in a white evening dress then nude and explicit: Wet jeans in dripping Technicolor; We splosh the buxom bird from our local Dixons: And Hayley takes a wee look at knicker wetting.
Plus letters, news, reviews, contacts etc.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 33
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 33
Product Code: SP33

Colour includes Jo & Vicky as satin-gowned brides-maids fighting with paint and pies: Schoolgirls Sammy and Rachel's clay fight: Louise Hodges meal served on her Versacci-style evening dress! And Vicky in syrup-soaked black jeans.
Plus Naturotica's naked mud girls, Leah in chocolate and news, reviews, Hayley, contacts and letters etc.

 
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SPLOSH! No 32
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 32
Product Code: SP32

In colour: City suit Helen gets a make-over from Vicky including porridge, pies and Guinness (then gets her revenge), Debee Ashby gunged for charity and our Pamela Anderson lookalike takes to the sea in her jeans and denim jacket. Plus mud wading in rubber and the making of The Muckanic. Letters, reviews, contacts and Hayley's first panty accident!)

 

 

SPLOSH! No 31
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 31
Product Code: SP31

PVC-catsuited Lady Flankenstein (blonde booted Tori) torments sweet little Anne-Marie (dressed as a schoolgirl) with water, eggs, paint, porridge, mud and treacle.
Also in colour: secretary Jo covers her prim daywear in chocolate mousse, custard, spaghetti and jam; Louise Hodges' wet scrapbook: And Billie buries her thighboots in deep, deep mud. Plus we flan the lady deputy editor of Penthouse, and Clown Julie explores the Internet Letters, contacts, news, Hayley etc.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 30
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 30
Product Code: SP30

Sammy-Jane and Rachel play air stewardesses serving food unsuccessfully at 5,000 feet: Schoolgirl Tara goes mudlarking outdoors: And five girls have a mega paint fight. Also a look at the making of Gooey Girlies and Teri Hatcher soaked - all in colour!! Plus very sticky fiction, Hayley's Hints, news and lots of letters.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 29
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 29
Product Code: SP29

Amanda and Louise Hodges destroy big satin gowns in Pied & Prejudiced: “Schoolgirl” Goldilocks takes a bath in porridge:Texan Tawny smothers her spectacular curves in smooth outdoor mud: The making of For a Few Dollops More, and Michelle Pfeiffer soaked! Plus reader Rachel relives her first sploshing, news, reviews, contacts and Hayley etc.

 

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SPLOSH! No 28
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 28
Product Code: SP28

In colour, our three girl office food fight: Pammi Anderson and Michelle Pfeiffer soaked: Tara takes a bath in black treacle and Andrea gets covered in black outdoor mud. Plus an interview with SPLOSH! model Jan, lots of letters, news, reviews, and Hayley etc.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 27
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 27
Product Code: SP27

Centrespread Slime Suspect with WPC Rachel handcuffed and horribly sploshed by Jo: Polly's Pancake Day food fight and Mandy & April in the mud. Plus Sammy-Jane's messy life story, how to hose your best friend, letters, Hayley, news and contact ads.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 26
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 26
Product Code: SP26

More colour than previous issues including a food fight between the vicar's wife, her snooty friend and a naughty schoolgirl: Escort magazine editor Rebecca tied & pied: Three messy movie stars, and Louise hosed down. Plus letters, news, Hayley, contacts etc.


SPLOSH! No 25
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 25
Product Code: SP25

Lost for a long while and now in VERY short supply, No 25 is a real favourite.
In colour: Sammy-Jane and April's office food fight (satin blouses and custard mmmm!): Rachel and Lisa naked in the mud: A fully gowned bride takes a dip in the pool: Plus amateur sploshers at play, fiction, Hayley, loads of letters, news, reviews and contacts.

 

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SPLOSH! No 24
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 24
Product Code: SP24

In colour: The Girl from TREACLE, our lady secret agent, tied and tortured;
A television housewife deluged with chocolate and a three-girl outdoor mudlark.
Plus what happened at Splosh Day 2, the second part of Keystone Kapers, letters, videos, Hayley's hints etc

 


SPLOSH! No 23
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 23
Product Code: SP23

Colour includes the Mayoress holding a food fight with a lady stallholder at the village fete: A two-girl catfight on a muddy beach, and young Nicky's dip in the lake. Plus Kop Emma gets all the pies in Keystone Kapers, Louise Hodges wet in Tunisia and Hayley, letters, contacts etc

 

 

SPLOSH! No 22
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 22
Product Code: SP22

In colour: painted cover-girl Emma welcomes you to our first three-girl colour mudlark: Voluptuous Sophia getting saucy with pasta And we pie the lady editor of Forum. Plus our first Splosh Day where readers got to mess up and be messed up by the models: Raunchy reader Steff shows what she gets up to, and letters, Hayley, news, reviews and contacts.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 21
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 21
Product Code: SP1

In colour: Sammy-Jane and Karen in satin gowns and french maid Robyn hold a 21st birthday bunfight Rubber-clad Muck Rogers mud wrestles a lady alien
And Karly shows us snaps of her wet summer. Plus what you'd do to Hayley, letters, contacts, news, reviews etc.

 

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SPLOSH! No 20
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 20
Product Code: SP20

In colour: Big-boobed Karen deluged in paint: Louise L'Amour wades in her white gown and we splosh a real lady Managing Director. Plus Barbara fills her boots with custard, Sammy-Jane soaked in Spain, Pauline wet Down Under. Letters, news, Hayley, contacts, reviews etc.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 19
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 19
Product Code: SP19

In colour: Our brides wrestle in the mud; We flan the lady Chief Sub at a rock mag and soak a WPC! Plus a reader meets Vicky and Sammy for a soaking at the swimming pool, And the saga of the schoolgirls at Splosham Hall. Plus letters, news, Hayley and contacts.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 18
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 18
Product Code: SP18

Colour includes bank manager Gill and Sammy-Jane doing battle with food, oil, mud & paint in our messiest session to date; Claire soaks her suit (and tights!);
And rubber-clad Debbie, first victim of You've Been Sploshed! Plus Aquantics 93, readers Julie & Charlie with circus slosh, an interview with a two-girl slapstick act, letters, Hayley, news etc.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 17
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 17
Product Code: SP17

Buckets of colour pics such as Nurse Jan and her patient Jo in a hospital food fight
Davina soaking her wardrobe including a suit, gown and disco wear: And Mud Donna splashing in a mucky puddle. Also Tower Studios' first messy session;Alison & Sarah's saucy games; Letters, Hayley, contacts, news etc

 

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SPLOSH! No 16
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 16
Product Code: SP16

Colour includes Louise and Luna's pantomime Flanderella (featuring basques, boots and big satin gowns) Wet nurses photo spread: And Sam and Gill's outdoor mudlark. Plus food fights at the Sex Maniacs Ball; Admess's pie girls; Letters; Hayley, contacts, news and reviews.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 15
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 15
Product Code: SP15

In colour, Theresa and Jan's farm food fight with custard pies and buckets of cream; Phoenix's Wet Day Photo Session reviewed; Mud volleyball: Louise Hodges in wet leather: The making of Sticky Buns; Aquantics 5th birthday, Hayley's Hints, letters, contacts, news and videos.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 14
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 14
Product Code: SP14

In colour: Lady Helen and her maid's tea get more than a trifle messy:
Bill interviews Tiswas's Sally James: Clare takes a mud bath: Wet jeans:
And sploshing stewardesses in our filthy fiction. Plus news, letters, contacts, reviews and Hayley.

 

 

SPLOSH! No 13
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 13
Product Code: SP13

In colour, 40DD Lorraine and Carol romp in the swamp; French maid Stephanie Bews soaked; A four girl food fight; Shaun, America's slapstick star, comes clean; Admess destroys a £2,000 silk dress; Gungeathon 92; Hayley, letters, contacts etc.

 

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SPLOSH! No 12
£8, $15, €15

Product: SPLOSH! No 12
Product Code: SP12

In colour: Sisters in Goo - Shaun and Kelly two beautiful American girls get messy with cream, cherries, syrup and gallons of chocolate: Pics and stories from the making of Sammy-Jane on the Job Mud wrestling at the SW1 Club: Young Charlotte frolicking in the fountain in her white frock: Plus letters, news, reviews and, of course, Hayley's column.

 

 

BOOKS

As far as we know there are only three books dedicated to mess and wetlook (though other big coffee table tomes have devoted space to WAM activities.
These though are produced by WAM companies and make the perfect bedside or beach reading.

MUCKY TALES
£8, $15, €15

Product: MUCKY TALES
Product Code: SMT

A superb collection of wet and messy short stories in proper paperback form - and the only one of its type anywhere! Stories range from the highly erotic Mess-and-M fantasies of Mrs Mess, a genuine reader from South London to hilarious parodies such as Alice in Gungerland, Tart Wreck: The Mess Generation and Joves & Wooster.

Described as "Brilliant" by people who have bought it, it is fruity, funny and far ruder than anything we could put in the mag!

 

 

MOVING PICTURES
£10, $18, €18
The first of David Wilkey's photo paperbacks. Hundreds of pin-sharp pictures from his wetlook adventures in colour and black & white - and even a few of his paintings. People who know and love Wilkey's wet work will appreciate his dedication to capturing the translucency and sheen of wet fabric and that dedication is showcased perfectly here.

Product: MOVING PICTURES
Product Code: AMP

 

 

SECOND SKIN
£10, $18, €18
A second collection of Wilkey's work. Shining stockings, clingy clothes and teasingly translucent undies all feature as well as a few well known modelling names - all delightfully drenched.

Product: SECOND SKIN
Product Code: ASS

 

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Wet and Messy Slapstick
Endless shaving foam pie fights, gunging, custard covered cleavages and clothes ripped off!